BAGGY: “interesting.”
READ-ONLY WALLET INTELLIGENCE
Your wallet has bags. Baggy has opinions.
Reading Pons…
Nothing to connect. Nothing to sign. Nothing to approve. Why this is safe →
Public onchain address only — this is not your Robinhood account and never touches it.
Not opinions about a token — a sample of its biggest holders, scored by the same rules your wallet gets.
Artificial Inu
Do Artificial Inu's biggest bags actually hold tokenized NVDA?
Artificial Inu's biggest holders bought the meme, not the stock: 28% hold tokenized NVDA, and the median bag is all memes.
17 of 60 hold tokenized NVDA · 34 of 60 hold any stock token · over the 22 priced bags: median 100% memes by value, median largest position 91%, 55% one-bag
Cash Cat
What's actually in Cash Cat's biggest bags?
Cash Cat's biggest holders picked one bag. And kept every receipt.
45 of 60 Dust Lord · median largest position 99% · median 27 dust tokens per wallet
PONS
What's actually in PONS's biggest bags?
PONS's biggest holders collect everything. They still picked one.
40 of 59 Dust Lord · median 28 dust tokens per wallet · median largest position 94.5%
Tendies
What's actually in Tendies' biggest bags?
Tendies holders carry a hundred receipts. Tendies is the real one.
33 of 60 Dust Lord · median largest position 85% · median 25 dust tokens per wallet
Paste it. Get judged. Post the receipt.
01
PASTE IT.
Any public address. No wallet connection, no signature, no approval — there is nothing here that could ask.
02
GET JUDGED.
Baggy reads the chain and hands back an archetype, a Bag Aura and a verdict he will not soften.
03
POST THE RECEIPT.
You get a card built to be posted. Same wallet, same day, same card — anyone can check it.
A fixture wallet, scored by the engine your address runs through. Not a customer, not a leaderboard, not a number about anybody else.
EXAMPLE CHECK
THE WALL STREET GREMLIN
a 401(k) wandered into the trenches.
this bag has a dress code.
BAG AURA
6,939
Stock tokens (NVDA): 62% of the bag
WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN THE BAG?
He does not pick the face. The wallet picks it.
Baggy is a worn olive duffel with a zipper for a mouth and a tie nobody asked him to wear. He has carried other people's decisions since the chain opened, and he remembers every one of them. He doesn't hold keys, take approvals or give advice — he opens the bag, reads the receipts, and says the part everyone else is being polite about. The face he makes is not a mood. It is what your wallet did.
common
“interesting.”
common
“sure.”
rare
“…fine.”
rare
“huh.”
rare
“cool bag. don't tell anyone I said that.”
LIVE ON CURVE
Liquidity graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool when the curve completes.
Every claim on this site is a number you can count or a version you can read. Below the floor where a count would mean anything, the tile shows the ruleset instead of a small number.
v0.6.0
SCORING RULES
v0.3
BAG AURA
4
COMMUNITY REPORTS
ALWAYS
READ-ONLY, PROVABLY
Any public address. Yours, or the one that keeps posting screenshots.
Nothing to connect. Nothing to sign. Nothing to approve. Why this is safe →
Public onchain address only — this is not your Robinhood account and never touches it.
