seventeen archetypes · earned, never assigned
Which bag are you?
Every wallet on Robinhood Chain resolves to exactly one of these, from conviction, hygiene, liquidity, tenure, activity and taste. Wealth is not an input. Baggy has an opinion about each.
Rarity shows here once 100 bags have been checked. Real counts only.
THE DIAMOND DUFFEL
“has not sold. will not sell.”
THE LOCKED-IN TRENCHER
“diversification was offered. declined.”
THE TRENCH VETERAN
“has seen things. still here.”
THE CHAIN ARCHAEOLOGIST
“was here before the roads.”
THE ONE-BAG MAXI
“one bag. zero fear.”
THE WALL STREET GREMLIN
“a 401(k) wandered into the trenches.”
THE SUSPICIOUS ADULT
“unsettlingly responsible.”
THE STABLE GENIUS
“brought cash to a knife fight.”
THE CARRY-ON DEGEN
“small bag. full send.”
THE NARRATIVE HOPPER
“every bag was the one. briefly.”
THE ABSOLUTE MENACE
“the chain is tired of you.”
THE DUST LORD
“collecting every coin nobody wanted.”
THE LIQUIDITY TOURIST
“just visiting. touched nothing.”
THE MID-CURVE
“fine. it's fine.”
THE GHOST
“logged in once. left.”
THE MYSTERY BAG
“the receipts are smudged.”
THE EMPTY BAG
“technically a wallet.”
How they’re decided: methodology. What they unlock: the Bag Room.